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(Latest | Earliest) View (newer 50) (older 50) (20 | 50 | 100 | 250 | 500)- 17:55, 25 November 2010 LV: Latvian, Russian, American and Japanese are on the train (hist) [1,281 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=Latvian, Russian, American and Japanese are on the train. Everyone is really bored, so they start to throw out things that they have aplenty. Japanese throws out …')
- 17:51, 25 November 2010 LV: American, Russian and German catch a goldfish (hist) [1,365 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=American, Russian and German catch a goldfish. She promises to transform water into anything they wish for while jumping into it. American jumps and says money an…')
- 17:45, 25 November 2010 LV: Latvian, Russian and American are on an airplane (hist) [1,752 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=Latvian, Russian and American are on an airplane. American throws out a piece of gold, Russian a piece of silver, but Latvian dynamite. American arrives home and …')
- 20:48, 9 October 2010 LV:Latvian, Russian and Estonian are near a lake in which there lives a crocodile (hist) [1,230 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=Latvian, Russian and Estonian are near a lake in which there lives a crocodile. If the crocodile bites someone’s balls off, that person cannot pronounce letter …')
- 11:57, 7 October 2010 American, Latvian and Russian decide to compete in drinking (hist) [1,056 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=American, Latvian and Russian compete in drinking. American and Latvian drop (get totally drunk) quickly but the Russian drinks till the handle of the jug drops. …')
- 19:46, 6 October 2010 L:Latvian, Russian and German are flying in an airplane. (hist) [2,101 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=Latvian, Russian and German are flying in an airplane that starts to stagger and the pilot announces that everyone has to throw out one thing. Latvian throws out …')
- 13:53, 24 September 2010 LV:God asks Latvian, Russian and American (hist) [1,734 bytes] Liga Strazda (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=God asks Latvian, Russian and American to tell a number that he doesn’t know. Latvian and American don’t know such a number. Russian says dahuja and sends God…')
- 06:48, 8 April 2010 Plane jump (hist) [39 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{LinkToHere}} Category:plane jump')
- 11:10, 7 April 2010 Plane (hist) [34 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{LinkToHere}} Category:plane')
- 08:24, 19 March 2010 EE: Two Estonians are standing on a bridge and order a Frenchman, an American and a Russian to jump (hist) [969 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=Two Estonians are standing on a bridge and make a bet that one of them can make anyone jump off the bridge. First he orders a Frenchman, saying that a lady just f…')
- 16:00, 18 March 2010 EE: A Kenian, a Russian and a Latvian compete in driving nails in the board with the head (hist) [1,205 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Kenian, a Russian and a Latvian compete in driving nails in the board with the head. The Latvian manages to drive in 60 nails, the Russian manages one and a hal…')
- 12:47, 18 March 2010 EE: A German, a Frenchman and an Armenian are in a shipwreck - 7 women and 7 bottles (hist) [1,600 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Frenchman and an Armenian are in a shipwreck and swim to an island. The chief cannibal call the German, puts 7 bottles of cognac and calls 7 women to …')
- 09:10, 18 March 2010 EE: Three white men were brought to the cannibal chief - university (hist) [591 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=Three white men were brought to the cannibal chief. He orders to eat the short and fat and the tall and paunchy, and set the third free because he studied with th…')
- 09:02, 18 March 2010 EE: An Englishman, an American and a Russian are on a stranded island - food (hist) [893 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An Englishman, an American and a Russian are on a stranded island and have nothing to eat. The Englishman sacrifises a hand, the American a le, but after three we…')
- 08:39, 18 March 2010 EE: An American, a Frenchman and an Estonian argue which is the highest place in town (hist) [751 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An American, a Frenchman and an Estonian argue which is the highest place in town. The American has the Empire State Building, the French has the Eiffel tower, th…')
- 11:16, 9 March 2010 Flower (hist) [308 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with ' RU: The emperor summons a Russian, a French and a Chukchi - cactus 1 RU: The emperor summons a Russian, a German and a Pole - cactus 1 [[POL: A Pole, a Russian, and a…')
- 10:46, 9 March 2010 Devil (hist) [34 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{LinkToHere}} Joketype:devil')
- 10:39, 9 March 2010 American (hist) [35 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{LinkToHere}} Category:Nation')
- 13:58, 7 March 2010 RU: A Spaniard, a Turk and an Arab are talking about the most popular word at work (hist) [1,203 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Spaniard, a Turk and an Arab are talking about the most popular word at work. The Spaniard: "Manana" meaning in a few days, the Turk "Javas-javas", meaning in a…')
- 13:54, 7 March 2010 RU: An American, a German and a Russian compete in driving nails in wood (hist) [1,242 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An American, a German and a Russian are competing in driving nails in with their head. The German manages three nails, the American five, the Russian 50, but gets…')
- 13:52, 7 March 2010 RU. An American, a Frenchman and a Chukchi are competing in driving nails in with their head (hist) [1,147 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An American, a Frenchman and a Chukchi are competing in driving nails in with their head. The American manages two nails, the French three, Chukchi 37, but gets t…')
- 13:48, 7 March 2010 RU: a Venezuelan, an American, a Russian, a Chinese (hist) [1,135 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=a Venezuelan, an American, a Russian, a Chinese boast who will reach the Moon sooner. The Venezuelan in two years, the American in one year, the Russian in half a…')
- 13:44, 7 March 2010 RU: A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian have to jump from an overloaded plane (hist) [2,139 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A stewardess says there is overload and somebody has to jump from the plane. She starts to jump when a Frenchman does it for her ("Long live France!"), the next t…')
- 13:38, 7 March 2010 RU: An American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and a Russian parachutist (hist) [903 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=How to persudade an American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and an Italian parachutists to jump? American: "Jump if you are a man!", Englishman: "Sir, it's…')
- 13:34, 7 March 2010 RU: An American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and a Russian parachutists (hist) [361 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=How to persuade an American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and a Russian young parachutists to jump? American: "Jump if you are a man!", Englishman: "Sir, …')
- 13:30, 7 March 2010 RU: An American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and an Italian parachutists (hist) [991 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=How to persudade an American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and an Italian parachutists to jump? American: "Jump if you are a man!", Englishman: "Sir, it's…')
- 15:48, 5 March 2010 RU: German, American, Japanese and Russian are in a shipwreck and have to jump in a raft (hist) [1,316 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=German, American, Japanese and Russian are in a shipwreck and have to jump in a raft. The captain says to the German it's an order, to the Americans it's patrioti…')
- 15:43, 5 March 2010 RU: The Frenchman, the American, the Russian compete in breaking into a safe (hist) [1,811 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=The Frenchman, the American, the Russian compete in breaking into a safe. The French fail , the Americans too, the Russians try and the lights will not go on afte…')
- 15:37, 5 March 2010 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry 3 (hist) [1,397 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry. They decide to eat a little bit from everybody: the German's hand, the Frenchman's foot, t…')
- 15:34, 5 March 2010 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry 2 (hist) [1,392 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry. They decide to eat a little bit from everybody: first day the German's ear and make meat j…')
- 15:31, 5 March 2010 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry 1 (hist) [1,179 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry. They decide to eat a little bit from everybody: first day Pole's hand, second day the Germ…')
- 15:28, 5 March 2010 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry (hist) [1,380 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry. They decide to eat a little bit from everybody: Pole's leg, after a month the German's han…')
- 15:26, 5 March 2010 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian survive a plane crash and are hungry (hist) [889 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Pole and a Russian survive a plane crash and are hungry. They decide to eat a little bit from everybody: German's leg, Pole's hand. The Russian takes …')
- 15:23, 5 March 2010 RU: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Chinese and a Russian are arguing which nationality were Adam and Eve (hist) [1,537 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Chinese and a Russian are arguing which naitonality were Adam and Eve. Englishman says Adam was English because only a genteman will…')
- 15:19, 5 March 2010 RU: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Jew and a Russian are arguing which naitonality were Adam and Eve (hist) [1,797 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Jew and a Russian are arguing which naitonality were Adam and Eve. Englishman says Adam was English because only a genteman will giv…')
- 15:13, 5 March 2010 RU: A Russian, an Englishman and a Frenchman argue which nationality was Adam (hist) [1,428 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Russian, an Englishman and a Frenchman argue which nationality was Adam. French says French because he was so delicate with Eve, the Englishman says English bec…')
- 15:09, 5 March 2010 RU: A Belgian, a Frenchman and an American are captured by cannibals - canoe / drum (hist) [1,814 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Belgian, a Frenchman and an American are captured by cannibals. They have to order something to eat, and if cannot be brought, they will be set free. The Americ…')
- 15:02, 5 March 2010 RU: A Jew, a German, and a French mother with daughter are travelling in a train - tunnel (hist) [1,134 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Jew, a German, a mother with a daughter are travelling in a train. In a tunnel, everybody hears a slap. Young woman: Somebody still likes my mother.The old lady…')
- 14:59, 5 March 2010 RU: An Armenian, a Georgian, an old lady and a young woman are in a train - tunnel (hist) [1,375 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Georgian, an Armenian, an old lady and a young woman are travelling in a train. In a tunnel, everybody hears a slap. Young woman: Somebody still likes that old …')
- 14:54, 5 March 2010 RU: A Georgian, a Russian, A Chukchi and a mother with a daughter are travelling in a train (hist) [1,186 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A Georgian, a Russian, a Chukchi and a mother with a daughter are travelling in a train. In a tunnel, everybody hears a slap. The mother thinks: somebody already …')
- 20:57, 4 March 2010 Emperor (hist) [56 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{LinkToHere}} Category:king')
- 20:45, 4 March 2010 Cactus (hist) [38 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{National character}} Category:Joketype')
- 17:45, 4 March 2010 RU: An Englishman, an American and a Russian are on an expedition - Lumumba (hist) [1,631 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An Englishman, an American and a Russian are on an expedition. They get lost on some island and meet cannibals. The chief orders: "We'll eat the Englishman for lu…')
- 17:41, 4 March 2010 RU: A German, a Russian and an American are captured by cannibals (hist) [1,408 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=A German, a Russian and an American are captured by cannibals. The chief measures everyone attentively, and then asks to roast the German and the American, but sa…')
- 17:20, 4 March 2010 RU: An Italian, a Pole and a Jew will be beaten (hist) [1,479 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An Italian, a Pole and a Jew will be beaten but they can put something on their back for protection. The Italian puts olive oil, the Pole says he does not need an…')
- 17:17, 4 March 2010 RU: The Germans capture an Englishman, a Pole and a Russian - titan balls (hist) [1,284 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=The Germans capture an Englishman, a Pole and a Russian and give them titan balls. They will release the one who does something interesting with the balls. The En…')
- 17:13, 4 March 2010 RU: An Englishman, a Russian, a Black and a Chinese flee from the wolves (hist) [1,308 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=An Englishman, a Russian, a Black and a Chinese fall down with a plane and walk in a desert. A pack of wolves chases them, and eat the Black, then the Chinese. Th…')
- 16:57, 4 March 2010 RU: The Czar summoned a Russian, a Kazakh and a Tartar to bring a weapon - cannon (hist) [2,384 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=The Czar summoned a Russian, a Kazakh and a Tartar to complete three tasks; the winner gets to marry the princess. 1) They have to bring their weapon (and put it …')
- 16:18, 4 March 2010 RU: The king summoned a Russian, an Englishman and a German to bring a flower - cactus 1 (hist) [914 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{Joke |Summary=The king summoned a Russian, an Englishman and a German to bring a flower. The Russian brought a daisy, the Englishman a rose - they have to eat it. The Englishma…')
- 14:18, 4 March 2010 Genie (hist) [45 bytes] Liisi (Talk | contribs) (Created page with '{{mythological creature}} Category:mythological')
