POL: There was a raft with four shipwrecked persons: an American, a Pole, a Russian and a Negro 1
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| Summary | An American, a Pole, a Russian and a Negro were on a raft. The one who loses the competition will be thrown overboard. The Pole was asked when was the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki, the Russian how many people were killed, and the Negro: "The names of these people!" |
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| Category | American, Pole, Russian, coloured |
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| Source | http://www.smirnof.isp.net.pl/html/archiwum_kawaly |
| Date | 2005/01/01 |
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| Translation | There was a raft with four shipwrecked persons: an American, a Pole, a Russian and a Negro. After some time they were running out of food. Therefore, they decided to throw the Negro overboard. The American concluded that it was not fair and he invented a competition. The one who would not answer a question would be thrown overboard. Thus, the American asked the Pole:
When was the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki? – In 1945 – OK. You will stay on board. Another question was given to the Russian: - How many people lost their lives? – 6 hundred thousand. – OK. You will stay on board. And the Negro was asked : NAMES! Quickly! |
| Footnote |
Tratwa, płynie czterech rozbitków: Amerykanin, Polak, Rusek oraz Murzyn. Po pewnym czasie zaczęło kończyć się im jedzenie, więc postanowili wyrzucić Murzyna za burtę. Amerykanin doszedł jednak do wniosku, że to nie jest fair, więc wymyślił konkurs. Kto nie odpowie na pytanie ten wylatuje za burtę. Więc Amerykanin zadał pytanie Polakowi:
- Kiedy zrzucono bombę atomową na Nagasaki ?
- 1945r.
- Ok, Zostajesz.
Pytanie do Ruska:
- Ile osób zginęło ?
- 600 tyś.
- Ok, zostajesz.
Do Murzyna:
- NAZWISKA ! Szybko !
