POL: There was a competition in driving nails into a board with the use of one’s head 1
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| Summary | A Pole, a Russian and a German compete in driving nails into a board using one’s head. The German manages with three seconds, the Pole with two, and the Russian with one but was disqualified because he drove the nail at the wrong end. |
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| Category | Pole, Russian, German |
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| Source | http://www.sterss.com/humor/humor%20polak.htm |
| Date | 2004/01/01 |
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| Translation | There was a competition in driving nails into a board with the use of one’s head. There were three competitors: a Pole, a Russian and a German.
The German starts first: Hits one... two... three… the nail has been driven. The Pole is the second: one... two… driven. The last one is the Russian: One...-driven! There are the results: - The German is the second, the Pole is the first and the Russian is disqualified for driving the nail at the wrong end. |
| Footnote |
Zorganizowano zawody we wbijaniu gwoździa w deskę za pomocą głowy. Do rywalizacji stanęło trzech zawodników: Polak, Rusek i Niemiec. Pierwszy zaczyna Niemiec: Uderza raz… dwa...trzy… - gwoźdź wbity. Drugi Polak: ... raz… dwa... - wbity. Ostatni podchodzi do deski zawodnik radziecki: Raz... - wbity ! Następuje ogłoszenie wyników: - Niemiec zajmuje drugie miejsce, Polak pierwsze, natomiast Rosjanin zostaje zdyskwalifikowany za wbicie gwoździa złą stroną.
