POL: The first American manned flight lands on the moon 1
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| Summary | The first American manned flight lands on the moon, and suddenly sees a Chinese, a Russian and a Pole jumping from behind a stone. The Chinese were helped by each other, the Russian by spies, and the Pole says "Leave me alone, I’m coming back from a wedding reception…" |
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| Category | American, Chinese, Russian, Pole |
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| Source | http://www.hss.pl/dowcipy/o-polaku-niemcu-i-rusku/0/ |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | The first American manned flight lands on the moon. Neil Armstrong gets off the spacecraft and suddenly sees three man jumping out from behind a stone: a Chinese, a Russian and a Pole.
-How can it be? – the American has a silly expression on his face. The Chinese says: -There are so many of us, one brother gave another brother a leg up, and here I am. The Russian says: -Our spy network did a first-class job and we were faster. -And you? – the American asks the Pole. -Leave me alone, I’m coming back from a wedding reception… |
| Footnote |
Na księżycu ląduje pierwsza amerykańska, załogowa ekspedycja. Neil Amstrong wychodzi ze statku, a tu nagle zza kamienia wyskakuje trzech gości: Chińczyk, Rusek i Polak. - Jak to tak ? - Amerykanin ma głupią minę. Chińczyk: - Nas jest dużo, brat podsadził brata i jestem. Rusek: - Nasza agentura spisała się na medal, i byliśmy szybsi. - No a ty? - pyta Amerykanin Polaka. - Daj mi spokój, z wesela wracam...
