POL: The devil tells a Pole, a German and a Russian: „Here you have a grenade, a machine gun and a torch; you are to cross that bridge” 1
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| Summary | The devil tells a Pole, a German and a Russian: „Here you have a grenade, a machine gun and a torch; you are to cross that bridge”. The German takes the machine gun, the Russian a grenade, but they hear “I will eat you, I will eat you, I will skin you!!!” and run away. The Pole with the torch sees that it is a drunk talking to a banana |
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| Category | Pole, Russian, German, devil |
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| Source | http://www.kurnik.pl/grupy/humor/634/p2 |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | The devil tells a Pole, a German and a Russian: „Here you have a grenade, a machine gun and a torch; you are to cross that bridge”. The German goes first and takes the machine gun. As he walks along the bridge, he can hear: “I will eat you, I will eat you, I will skin you!!!” The German runs away. The Russian goes next and takes the grenade. As he walks along the bridge, he can hear: “I will eat you, I will eat you, I will skin you!!!” The Russian runs away. The Pole goes next and takes the torch; as he walks along the bridge, he can also hear: “I will eat you, I will eat you, I will skin you!!!” He turns his torch to the place where the voice comes from. He can see a drunkard with a banana in his hand saying: “I will eat you, I will eat you, I will skin you!!!” |
| Footnote |
Diabeł mówi do Polaka, Niemca i Ruska macie tu granat, karabin i latarkę i macie przejść przez ten most. Pierwszy idzie Niemiec i bierze karabin. Idzie, idzie i słyszy: ,,Zjem cię, zjem cię, obedrę ze skóry!!!".Ucieka. Drygi idzie Rusek bierze granat. Idzie, idzie i znów słyszy: ,,Zjem cię, zjem cię, obedrę ze skóry!!!". Ucieka. Trzeci idzie Polak berze latarkę. Idzie, idzie i też słyszy: ,,Zjem cię, zjem cię, obedrę ze skóry!!!". Świeci w to miejsce z , którego to słychać. Patrzy, a tam siedzi pijak i trzyma banana w ręku i mówi: ,,Zjem cię, zjem cię, obedrę ze skóry!!!"
