POL: The devil lets the Pole, Russian and German go if the length of their penises together must equal 100cm 1
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| Summary | The devil lets the Pole, Russian and German go if the length of their penises together must equal 100cm. The Pole has 50 cm, the German 49, and the Russian 1 cm. They are set free, and the Russian says "You should be glad I had an erection." |
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| Category | Pole, Russian, German, devil |
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| Source | http://www.efef.info/dowcipy-30-16-Polak,Niemiec,Rusek.html |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | The devil stopped a Pole, a German and a Russian in a desert. He told them he was not going to let them go if the length of their penises together is not equal to 100cm. The Pole was the first to show his penis – it was 50 cm. The German was second – 49 cm. The Russian was third – 1 cm. The devil let them go as he promised. The Pole said to them: “You should be glad that I had 50 cm”. The German said: “You should be glad that I had 49 cm.” At last the Russian said: “You should be glad that I had an erection”. |
| Footnote |
Diabeł zatrzymuje na pustyni Polaka, Niemca i Ruska. Mówi im iż nie wypuści ich jeżeli długość ich członków razem nie wyniesie 100cm.Pierwszy pokazuje Polak -50cm. Drugi Niemiec-49cm. Trzeci Rusek-1cm. Diabeł według obietnicy wypuścił ich. Polak mówi do reszty: wy się cieszcie, że miałem 50cm. Niemiec mówi : a wy się cieszcie, że ja miałem 49cm. W końcu mówi Rusek: Wy się cieszcie że mi stanął.
