POL: Natives captured a Pole, an Englishman and a Frenchman 1
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| Summary | Natives captured a Pole, an Englishman and a Frenchman. The bad news is that their skin will be made into a canoe, but the good news is that they can choose their way of death. Englishman says "God save the queen!", French "Vive le France!", and the Pole kills himself using a fork, shouting "You will get shit, not a canoe!" |
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| Category | Pole, Englishman, French |
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| Source | http://www.hss.pl/dowcipy/o-polaku-niemcu-i-rusku/0/ |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | Natives captured a Pole, an Englishman and a Frenchman. One of the natives says:
-We have some good and some bad news for you. The bad news is that we will kill you and make a canoe from your skin. The good news is that you may choose the type of death. The Englishman says: -Give me a gun. He takes the gun and shouting: -God save the Queen! – blows his brains out. The Frenchman asks for a sabre. He takes it and shouting: - Viva la France! – stabs himself. The Pole asks for a fork. The astonished natives give him a fork and the Pole stabs himself with it all over his body, on the neck, arms… He is streaming with blood… Then he shouts: -You will have shit, not a canoe!!! |
| Footnote |
Tubylcy złapali Polaka, Anglika i Francuza. Jeden z tubylców mówi: - Mam dla was dobrą i złą wiadomość. Zła jest taka, że zabijemy was a z waszej skóry zrobimy kanoe. A dobra, że możecie wybrać rodzaj śmierci. Anglik mówi: - Dajcie mi pistolet. Wziął broń i wołając: - God save Queen! - strzelił sobie w głowę. Francuz poprosił o szablę. Biorąc ją krzyknął: - Viva la France! - i przebił się jej ostrzem. Polak prosi o widelec. Zdziwieni tubylcy dają mu widelec a Polak dźga się widelcem po całym ciele, szyja, ręce... Krew się leje... Na koniec krzyczy: - Gówno będziecie mieli a nie kanoe!!!
