POL: Cannibals have captured 3 white tourists: a Russian, an American and a Pole 1
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| Summary | A Russian, an American and a Pole have been captured by cannibals. They make a soup out of the Russian and roast the American. Having heard the third is from Poland, the tribe chief says his son studies there, and asks if the Pole wants some soup or roast meat. |
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| Category | Russian, American, Pole, cannibal |
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| Source | http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/~knowakow/zarty/polak |
| Date | 2005/01/01 |
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| Translation | Cannibals have captured 3 white tourists: a Russian, an American and a Pole. They hold a tribe meeting on what meals they are to make out of them.
The Russian protests the loudest, so it doesn't take them long to make a soup of him. The American wants to contact his consulate – so they roast him. The Pole keeps silent. - And what about you? Where are you from? – asks the tribe chief. - From Po..Po..Poland. - Poland! My son studies there! Be my guest, brother. What would you like to eat - the soup or the roast meat? |
| Footnote |
Kanibale złapali 3 białych turystów: Ruskiego, Amerykanina i Polaka. Odbywa się rada plemienna, z którego co zrobią. Rusek najgłośniej protestował, wiec długo nie myśląc - przeznaczyli go na zupę. Amerykanin chciał, skontaktować się z konsulatem - więc go upiekli. Polak milczał. - A ty skąd jesteś? - zapytał wódz. - Z po.. po.. z Polski. - Polska! Tam studiuje mój syn! Bądź moim gościem bracie. Co będziesz jadł? Zupę czy mięso?
