POL: An American, a German and a Mexican were travelling in the Amazon and were captured by natives 1
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| Summary | An American, a German and a Mexican were were captured by the Amazon natives. The German wants to have olive oil on his back while they are scourging him, the Mexican wants nothing and does not even blink, and the American wants the Mexican on his back. |
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| Category | American, German, Mexican |
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| Source | http://polak-niemiec.dowcipy.pl/index.php/humor-polak-niemiec_3 |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | An American, a German and a Mexican were travelling in the Amazon and were captured by natives. The tribe leader asked the German:
-What do you want us to put on your back while we are scourging you? -Olive oil – the German answered. The natives put some olive oil on his back and a huge man scourged him 10 times. After that big marks appeared on the German’s back. Next, the Mexican was asked: -What do you want us to put on your back while we are scourging you? -Nothing – he said. And he was scourged ten times without even blinking. Now it was the American’s turn. - What do you want us to put on your back while we are scourging you? – the native asked him. -The Mexican – the American said. |
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Amerykanin, Niemiec i Meksykanin podróżują przez Amazonkę i zostają schwytani przez tubylców. Przywódca plemienia mówi do Niemca: - Co chcesz na swoje plecy podczas biczowania? - Oliwę - odpowiedział Niemiec. Więc tubylcy posmarowali mu plecy oliwą i potężny tubylec uderzył go dziesięć razy. Po wszystkim na plecach Niemca pojawiły się ogromne pręgi. Następnie kolej przyszła na Meksykanina. - Co chcesz na swoje plecy podczas biczowania? - Nic - odpowiedział. I przyjął dziesięć ciosów bez mrugnięcia okiem. I wreszcie przyszła kolej na Amerykanina. - Co chcesz na swoje plecy podczas biczowania? - zwrócił się do niego tubylec. - Meksykanina - odpowiedział Amerykanin.
