POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German were locked by the devil in a three-storey building 1
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| Summary | A Pole, a Russian and a German were locked by the devil in a three-storey building, the Pole on the third, the German on the second and Russian on the first floor. They shit trhough a hole in the floor. After 50 years the Pole and German are released, and the Russian answers to the door:"I have to swim to the door!" |
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| Category | Pole, Russian, German, devil |
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| Source | http://www.humorek.com/dowcipy/p1/Polak,Niemiec.html |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | A Pole, a Russian and a German were locked by the devil in a three-storey building: the Pole on the third floor, the German on the second floor and the Russian on the first floor. They had to stay there for 50 years without any toilets. Because of physiological needs the Pole had an idea: he made a hole in the floor and relieved himself. The German did the same thing. After 50 years the devil came to the Pole.
-You did well. You may go out. Then he came to the German and let him go, too. Next he came to the Russian. He knocked on his door. -One moment, I have to swim to the door! |
| Footnote |
Polak, Rusek i Niemiec zostali zamknięci przez szatana w trójpiętrowym bloku. Polak na 3 piętrze, Niemiec na drugim a Rusek na ostatnim. Zostali zamknięci w nim na 50 lat tyle że bez toalety. Polak z powodu potrzeby fizjologicznej wpadł na pomysł. Zrobił dziurę do Niemca i oddał potrzebę. Niemiec również zrobił to samo do Ruska. PO 50 latach szatan przychodzi do Polaka.
- No dobrze se poradziłeś. Wychodź
Przychodzi do Niemca i też wychodzi
Przychodzi do Ruska: Puk!Puk!
- Chwilkę tylko dopłynę!
