POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German can see that somebody has killed a mother and a child 1

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Summary A Pole, Russian and German see that someone has killed a mother and child. In Russia, he would get a life sentence, in German, be hanged, in Poland, released due to lack of evidence.
Category Pole, Russian, German
Joke type
Source http://www.kurnik.pl/grupy/humor/634/p2
Date 2010/01/01
Country
Translation A Pole, a Russian and a German can see that somebody has killed a mother and a child. The Russian says:

-A life sentence is given for something like that in Russia.

The German says:

-Hanging or shooting in Germany for something like that.

And the Pole says:

-And in Poland a release due to lack of evidence.

Footnote

Polak, Rusek i Niemiec widzą, że ktoś zabił matkę z dzieckiem, na to Rusek mówi: • U nas za to dożywocie. Na to Niemiec: • U nas za to szubienica albo rozstrzelanie. Na to Polak: • A u nas zwolnienie z braku dowodów.

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