POL: A Pole, a Russian, and a German have met a devil - flowers1

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Summary	A Pole, a Russian, and a German have to bring some flowers to the devil for their contries. The Pole has brought a violet, the German a rose. They then have to sit on the flower. The German cries and laughs because the rose has thorns and because the Russian is coming with a cactus.
Category	Pole, Russian, German, devil
Joke type
Source	http://alejaja.pl/dowcipy.php?a=show&katid=33
Date	2008/01/01
Country
Translation	A Pole, a Russian, and a German have met a devil. He tells them: - Get some flowers from your countries. The Pole has brought a violet, the German a rose. The devil says: you have to sit on your flowers. The Pole has sat down quietly, but the German cries and laughs. The devil asks: - You, the German, why are you crying? – Because the rose has thorns. – But why you are laughing? – Because the Russian is carrying a cactus.
Footnote

Polak Rusek i Niemiec spotkali diabła i diabeł mówi do nich: „Przynieście kwiaty ze swojego kraju”. Polak przyniósł fiołka, Niemiec różę. Diabeł mówi: „Musicie usiąść na swoim kwiatku”. Polak spokojnie usiadł a Niemiec płacze i się śmieje. Diabeł pyta: „Niemcu dlaczego płaczesz?”- „Bo róża ma kolce”. „A dlaczego się śmiejesz?” – „Bo Rusek idzie z kaktusem”.