POL: A Pole, a German and a Russian were on a train and compete who is the fastest thief 1
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| Summary | A Pole, a German and a Russian were on a train and compete who is the fastest thief. The German uses 20 seconds to steale their watches, the Russian uses 10 minutes to steale their long johns, the Pole uses 5 seconds to steale the engine. |
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| Category | Pole, Russian, German |
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| Source | http://www.efef.info/dowcipy-30-16-Polak,Niemiec,Rusek.html |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | A Pole, a German and a Russian were on a train. They made a bet who was a faster thief.
The German says: -Give me twenty seconds and turn the light off. After 20 seconds they turned the light on, nothing seemed to be changed, but the German suddenly gave them their watches back. The Russian said: -Give me ten seconds and turn the light off. After ten seconds they turned the light on and nothing seemed to be changed, but suddenly the Russian gave them their long johns back. The Pole said: -Give me five seconds and turn the light off. After five seconds they turned the light on and nothing seemed to be changed, but suddenly the conductor entered and said: “Gentlemen, this is the end of your journey, someone has just swiped the engine.” |
| Footnote |
Jechali pociągiem Polak, Niemiec i Rusek. Założyli się o to, kto jest szybszym złodziejem. Niemiec mówi: - Dajcie mi dwadzieścia sek. i zgaście światło. Po dwudziestu sek. zapałają, niby nic się nie zmieniło, a tu nagle Niemiec oddaje im zegarki. Rusek mówi: - Dajcie mi dziesięć sek. i zgaście światło. Po dziesięciu sek. zapałają, niby nic się nie zmieniło, a tu nagle Rusek oddaje im kalesony. Polak mówi: - Dajcie mi piec sek. i zgaście światło. Po pięciu sek. zapałają, niby nic się nie zmieniło, a tu nagle wchodzi konduktor i mówi: panowie koniec jazdy, ktoś nam podpiździł lokomotywę.
