POL: A Pole, a German and a Frenchman fly on a plane and have to jump 1

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Summary A Pole, a German and a Frenchman fly on a plane and have to jump, but there are only two parachutes. The Pole puts a parachute on German, and then on the Frenchman. The Frenchman wants to give it to the Pole, but the Pole says he gave the German a fire extinguisher.
Category Pole, German, French, plane jump
Joke type
Source http://www.humorek.com/dowcipy/p1/Polak,Niemiec.html
Date 2010/01/01
Country
Translation A Pole, a German and a Frenchman fly on a plane. Suddenly there is a failure and they have to jump. There are only two parachutes on the plane. The Pole grabs a parachute, puts on the German’s back and the German jumps. He puts the second parachute on the Frenchman’s back. The Frenchman – a gentleman – wants to give the parachute back to the Pole. The Pole says:

-Don’t be a sucker. I gave the German a fire extinguisher.

Footnote

Polak, Niemiec i Francuz lecą samolotem. Awaria, trzeba skakać. Są tylko dwa spadochrony. Polak łapie spadochron - Niemcowi na plecy, poszedł. Następny Francuzowi na plecy... Dżentelmen Francuz próbuje zwrócić spadochron Polakowi - Polak na to: - Nie bądź frajer. Niemcowi wsadziłem gaśnicę.

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