POL: A Pole, a Chinese, a German and a Russian boast about their countries 1
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| Summary | A Pole, a Chinese, a German and a Russian boast about their countries. The Russian has a big helmet, the Chinese much rice, the German a big flag. The Pole boasts his eagle can eat all the rice, shit into the helmet, and wipe its ass with the flag. |
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| Category | Pole, Chinese, German, Russian |
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| Source | http://www.humorek.com/dowcipy/p1/Polak,Niemiec.html |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | A Pole, a Chinese, a German and a Russian boast about their countries.
The Russian says: We have a helmet that could cover all Europe. The Chinese says: We have so much rice that it could cover the entire planet. The German says: And we have a flag that could cover all the universe. The Pole says: And we have an eagle that could eat all the rice, shit into the helmet and use the flag to wipe its arse. |
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Polak, Chińczyk, Niemiec i Rusek przechwalają sie:
Rusek: my w kraju mamy taki hełm, że by całą Europę zakrył
Chińczyk: a my tyle ryżu że cała planetę
Niemiec: A my taka flagę że cały wszechświat
A Polak: A my mamy takiego orła, że zjadłby ryż, nasrał do hełmu, a flagą by sobie dupę podtarł.
