POL. A Frenchman, an Italian and a Pole argue about the largest churches in each country 1
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| Summary | A Frenchman, an Italian and a Pole argue about the largest churches in each country. The French church is so big that they have to drive a car inside to collect money, the Italian one so big that they have to sail through melted wax to light the candles, and the Polish one is so big that the bride delivers a baby before she manages to get to the altar. |
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| Category | French, Italian, Pole |
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| Source | http://www.hss.pl/dowcipy/o-polaku-niemcu-i-rusku/0/ |
| Date | 2010/01/01 |
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| Translation | A Frenchman, an Italian and a Pole argue about the largest churches in each country.
-We – the Frenchman says – have such large churches that when the sexton collects money, he has to drive a car. -We – the Italian says – have such huge candles in our churches that when the sexton wants to light them, he has to sail in a boat over melted wax. -And in Poland – the Pole says – when a bride is getting married, she delivers a baby before she manages to get to the altar. |
| Footnote |
Francuz, Włoch i Polak sprzeczają się, w którym państwie są największe kościoły. - U nas - mówi Francuz - są takie wielkie kościoły, że gdy kościelny ma zbierać pieniądze, to musi wsiadać do samochodu. - U nas - mówi Włoch - w kościołach są takie wielkie świece, że gdy kościelny chce zapalić knot, musi podpłynąć łódką po rozgrzanym wosku. - A u nas - mówi Polak - gdy panna młoda bierze ślub, to zanim zdąży dojść do ołtarza, rodzi dziecko.
