LV: Latvian, Russian and American are on an airplane

From Huumor

Jump to: navigation, search
Summary Latvian, Russian and American are on an airplane. American throws out a piece of gold, Russian a piece of silver, but Latvian dynamite. American arrives home and sees his wife is crying because someone threw a piece of gold on their son’ s head. Russian has a similar situation, but when Latvian arrives home he sees that his son is laughing, because grandpa had such a fart that lavatory blow apart.
Category Latvian, Russian, American, Airplane
Joke type
Source http://lv.irc.lv/perl?id=420
Date 2007/10/28
Country
Translation Latvian, Russian and American are on an airplane. American throws out a piece of gold, Russian a piece of silver, but Latvian dynamite. American arrives home and sees that his wife is crying and when he asks why, she explains that someone threw a piece of gold on their son’ s head. Russian arrives home and sees that his wife is crying and when he asks why, she explains that someone threw a piece of silver on their son’s head. Latvian arrives home and sees that his son is laughing, when he asks why, son explains that when grandpa vent in to the toilet he had such a fart that lavatory blew apart.
Footnote Latvietis, Krievs, Amerikānis lido ar lidmāšinu, Amerikānis izmet zelta gabalu, Krievs izmet sudraba gabalu, Latvietis izmet dinamītu, nu Amerikānis brauc mājās pieskrien sieviņa un raud kas noticis - jautā amerikānis sieva atbild mūsu dēlam uzmeta zelta gabalu uz galvas, krievs brauc mājās pieskrien sieva un raud, kas noticis prasa krievs nu kā sudraba gabals uzkrita mūsu dēlam uz galvas, latvietis brauc uz mājām pieskrien sīkais un smejas, kas noticis prasa latvietis sīkais atbild nu kā opis ieiet toletē un tā norāva purkšķi, ka visa butka uzgāja gaisā.
Personal tools