LV: American, Russian and German catch a goldfish
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| Summary | American, Russian and German catch a goldfish. She promises to transform water into anything they wish for while jumping into it. American jumps and says money and lands into it. Russian jumps and says vodka and lands into it. But German slips and while landing into the water screams: ŠAIZE .... |
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| Category | American, Russian, German, Goldfish |
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| Source | http://www.spoki.lv/joki/Anekdotes/174769 |
| Date | 2010/08/01 |
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| Translation | American, Russian and German catch a goldfish.
The goldfish says: each of you can make one wish now! In order to wish something you must go to that footbridge, shout it out and jump into the water. Water will be transformed into anything you wished for while jumping. American jumps and says money and lands into it. Russian jumps and says vodka and lands into it. German slips and while landing into the water screams: ŠAIZE .... |
| Footnote | Amerikānis, Krievs un Vācietis noķer zelta zivtiņu.
Zelta zivtiņa saka: Tagad jums katram viena vēlēšanās! Ejiet tur uz to laipiņu un no tās leciet ūdenī. Tas ko pateiksiet lecot ūdenī par to arī ūdens pārvērtīsies! Skrien amerikānis, lec: Money! un iekrīt naudā. Skrien krievs, lec: Vodka! un iekrīt šņabī.. Skrien vācietis, paslīd un krītot ūdenī nobļaujas: ŠAIZE.. Šaize is a Latvian version for German swearword that means shit. |
