| Summary
| Latvian, Russian and German are flying in an airplane that starts to stagger and the pilot announces that everyone has to throw out one thing. Latvian throws out a knife, Russian a golden spoon, German a hand grenade. When the airplane lands, they find out what damage by these objects has been done to the children they meet in vicinity. Something has pierced a girl’s balloon, something has cut boy’s teddy bears head of. Little Johnny is crying because his friend Peter farted so laud that their school blew up.
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| Category
| Latvian, Russian, German, Airplane
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| Joke type
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| Source
| http://www.labz.lv/anekdote/8895/latvietiskrievsvacietis/
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| Date
| 2009/07/16
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| Translation
| Latvian, Russian and German are flying in an airplane. Suddenly the plane starts to stagger and pilot announces that everyone has to throw out one thing. Latvian throws out a knife, explaining - we have plenty on them. Russian throws out a golden spoon, explaining - we have plenty of them. German throws out a hand granade, explaining – we have plenty of them. Airplane lands. Russian, Latvian and German get out, and notice a girl crying. They ask her what has happened. Girl answers that someone has pierced her balloon. They go further and meet a boy crying. They ask him what happened. Someone cut of my teddy bears head. They continue walking and see little Johnny screaming. They ask him what has happened. He says: Peter farted so laud that our school blow up.
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| Footnote
| Latvietis, krievs un vācietis lido lidmašīnā. Lidmašīna sāk zvīguļoties. Pilots saka, ka katram jāizmet viena lieta. Latvietis izmet nazi saka tie mums ir daudz. Krievs izmet zelta karoti saka tās mums ir daudz. Vācietis izmet granātu saka tās mums ir daudz. Lidmašīna nolaižas. Krievs, latvietis un vācietis izkāpj, iet ierauga meitenīte raud viņi prasa kas noticis? Meitenīte saka kāds pārdūra manu balonu. Iet tālāk puisītis raud viņi prasa kas noticis? Kāds manam lācītim nogrieza galvu. Iet tālāk Jānītis brēc viņi prasa kas noticis? Pēterītis tā nopirdās, ka visa skola uzsprāga.
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