LV:Latvian, Russian and Estonian are near a lake in which there lives a crocodile

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Summary Latvian, Russian and Estonian are near a lake in which there lives a crocodile. If the crocodile bites someone’s balls off, that person cannot pronounce letter R anymore. They have a bet who will manage to stay for longer in the lake. Latvian and Estonian last only a few seconds, whereas the Russian more than 2 hours. When he comes out, he can still pronounce his r‘s, but the crocodile cannot.
Category Latvian, Russian, Estonian, Crocodile
Joke type
Source http://www.labz.lv/anekdote/6860/LATVIETIS-kRIEVS-iGAUNIS/
Date 2009/05/03
Country
Translation It is impossible to give an exact translation of this joke, because it is based on the peculiarity of the Latvian language.
Footnote Latvietis, Krievs un Igaunis. Blakus ir ezers. Tajā ir krokodils. Ja kādam nokož oliņas tas nevar izrunāt burtu r. Viņi sarunā kurš ilgāk noturēsies ūdenī. Tā Latvietis ieiet, pēc divām sekundēm viņš iznāk. Krievs prasa kā ir? Latvietis saka nolmali. Pēc tam ieiet Igaunis iziet pēc 2 minūtēm. Atkal Krievs prasa kā ir? Igaunis atbild folši. Krievs ielien iekšā un pēc 2 stundām izlien Latvietis saka kā il? Krievs atbild normaļno. Pēc minūtes izlien krokodils un saka "kul tas Klievs"?
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