LV:God asks Latvian, Russian and American

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Summary God asks Latvian, Russian and American to tell a number that he doesn’t know. Latvian and American don’t know such a number. Russian says dahuja and sends God to a rail man who explains that it will be dahuja when He will become pissed off by counting sleepers under rails.
Category God, Latvian, Russian, American
Joke type
Source http://joki.krabjiem.lv/komentetakie/20
Date 2007/11/01
Country
Translation God asks Latvian, Russian and American to tell a number that he doesn’t know, and then he would send that person to heaven.

Latvian says: 1000! God: I know this number, you are going to hell! American says: 1000000! God: I know this number, you are going to hell! Russian says: dahuja (fucking lot)! God: I don’t know such a number, you are going to heaven! But how much is it anyway? Russian: ask the rail man! God transforms into a human, finds a rail man and asks: how much is dahuja? Rail man: can you see sleepers under the rails? Count them! By the time you will become pissed off (zajebala), it won’t be even a half!

Footnote Dievs prasa latvietim, krievam un amerikānim, lai pasaka tādu skaitli, ko

šis nezin... tas, kurš pateiks, nokļūs paradīzē. Latvietis saka: 1000! Dievs: zinu, uz elli! Amerikānis: 1000000! Dievs: zinu, uz elli! Krievs pasaka: dahuja! Dievs: tādu nezinu, tu uz paradīzi, bet cik tas ir? Krievs: uzprasi dzelzceļniekam! Dievs pārvēršas par cilvēku, pieiet pie dzelzceļnieka un prasa: cik ir dahuja? Dzelzceļnieks: redzi starp sliedēm dēlīšus? Skaiti! Kad tev zajebala, ne puse nebūs!!

Dahuja is a Russian (often used by Latvians) slang word that means fucking lot. Zajebala is a Russian (often used by Latvians) slang word that means pissed off.

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