German

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This is category for jokes involved German as national character

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E EE: A German, a Frenchman and an Armenian are in a shipwreck - 7 women and 7 bottles EE: An American, a German and a Chukchi hold a contest on starving 1 EE: An Estonian, a Frenchman and a German are captured by cannibals 1 EE: An Estonian, a German and a Russian are on a stranded island - genie home 1 EE: An Estonian, a Russian and a German are in prison and have to build a toilet 1 EE: An Estonian, an Englishman and a German are on a stranded island - genie greetings 1 EE: An Estonian, an Englishman and a German are on a stranded island - gold fish greetings 1 EE: An Estonian , a German and a Russian are on three floors 1 EE: Estonian, German and Russian are captured by a witch - brown boat 1 EE: Estonian, German and Russian are flying around in a plane - axe 2 EE: Estonian, German and Russian are flying around in a plane - drunkard 1 EE: Estonian, German and Russian are flying around in a plane - fork 1 EE: Estonian, German and Russian are flying around in a plane - gold 1 EE: Estonian, Russian, German and Italian drive in a taxi 1 L LV:Latvian, Russian and German are flying in an airplane. LV: American, Russian and German catch a goldfish P POL:The Devil made a bet with a Pole, a Russian and a German which of them would train a dog better 1 POL: A Pole, a Chinese, a German and a Russian boast about their countries 1 POL: A Pole, a German and a Frenchman fly on a plane and have to jump 1 POL: A Pole, a German and a Russian came to a boggy area 1

P cont. POL: A Pole, a German and a Russian flew on a plane 1 POL: A Pole, a German and a Russian made a bet whose mother in law was fatter 1 POL: A Pole, a German and a Russian were on a train and compete who is the fastest thief 1 POL: A Pole, a German and a Russian were ordered by the devil to cross an anthill 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian, an Englishman and a German talk about the most beautiful language 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian, and a German have met a devil - flowers1 POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German are in a desert 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German can see that somebody has killed a mother and a child 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German walk through a desert 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German wanted to cross a bridge 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German were in a haunted hotel 1 POL: A Pole, a Russian and a German were locked by the devil in a three-storey building 1 POL: A Russian, a Pole, a German and an American ride in a sleigh through the snow-covered taiga 1 POL: A devil has caught a Pole, a German and an American 1 POL: An American, a German and a Mexican were travelling in the Amazon and were captured by natives 1 POL: Four people travel together on a train 1 POL: One day a German, a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Mexican meet in front of a painting showing Adam and Eve 1 POL: Pole, a Russian and a German have been drifting on a raft for several weeks 1 POL: Presidents of the largest banks organized world championships in breaking into safes 1 POL: The devil lets the Pole, Russian and German go if the length of their penises together must equal 100cm 1 POL: The devil tells a Pole, a German and a Russian: „Here you have a grenade, a machine gun and a torch; you are to cross that bridge” 1

P cont. POL: The devil tells the Pole, a Russian and a German that who makes the elephant say NO will receive a chest of gold POL: The devil tempts an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and a Pole to come to the top of a cliff 1 POL: The devil took the Pole, German and Russian to a lake 1 POL: There was a competition in driving nails into a board with the use of one’s head 1 POL: a Pole, a Scot and a German went for a trip to the Alps 1 R RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry 1 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry 2 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian are on a stranded island and are hungry 3 RU: A German, a Pole and a Russian survive a plane crash and are hungry RU: A German, a Russian and an American are captured by cannibals RU: A Jew, a German, and a French mother with daughter are travelling in a train - tunnel RU: An American, a German and a Russian compete in driving nails in wood RU: An American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and a Russian parachutist RU: An American, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German and an Italian parachutists RU: German, American, Japanese and Russian are in a shipwreck and have to jump in a raft RU: The Czar summoned a German, a Pole and a Russian - pool of shit 1 RU: The Germans capture an Englishman, a Pole and a Russian - titan balls RU: The emperor summons a Russian, a German and a Pole - cactus 1 RU: The king summoned a Russian, an Englishman and a German to bring a flower - cactus 1