EE: An Estonian, a Russian and a German are in prison and have to build a toilet 1
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| Summary | An Estonian, a Russian and a German are in prison and have to build a toilet of gold, silver and wood respectively. The German makes the pot and one wall, the Russian the pot and two walls, the Estonian everything necessary. The latter is praised, because the pants are pulled down automatically and the toilet collapses after use: "oh, collapsable!" |
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| Category | Estonian, Russian, German, prison |
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| Source | EFA, KP 40; T.K. Iisaku Gymnasium, 10 grade; pp. 140/141 |
| Date | 2007/03/01 |
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| Translation | An Estonian, a Russian and a German are in prison. Suddenly, the prison guard comes to see them and says:"The one who build the best toilet will be set free." They can choose from three materials - gold, silver and wood. The German takes quickly the gold. The Russian grabs the silver. The poor Estonian has nothing but accept the wood. They begin to build the toilets. The German only manages to make the pot and one wall. The Russian manages to make the pot and two walls. The Estonian makes everything neessary with his wood.
It was time for the prison guard to inspect the toilets. First he goes to see the German one. Pulls down the pants and hears - everybody is laughing. the guard pulls the pants up again, and the German is not released. He then goes to inspect the Russian's toilet. Pulls down the pants and people start laughing again. The Russian has to stay in the prison. The poor ridiculed prison guard finally goes to inspect the Estonian's toilet. Steps in and looks - all the walls are there. OK. Starts to relieve himself. One nail, sticking out from teh wall, pulls his pants down. He is surprised: "oh, automatic!" When he has finished, he steps out. Pats the toilet and praises it. But the toilet was so ramshackle that it falls over. The prison guard is again amazed: "oh, collapsable!" |
| Footnote |
Eestlane, venelane ja sakslane on vangis. Järsku tuleb vangiülem nende juurde ja lausub: ”See, kes teist kõige parema WC ehitab, saab vangist välja.” Neile antakse valida kolm materjali – kuld, hõbe ja puit. Sakslane võtab ruttu endale kulla. Venelane krahmab hõbeda. Vaesel eestlasel ei jää muud üle kui puiduga leppida. Ja läkski peldikute ehituseks. Sakslane sai oma hiilgavast kullast ainult poti ja ühe seina tehtud. Venelane sai valmis poti ja kahe seinaga. Eestlane sai piuduga tehtud kõik vajaliku.
Oli aeg tulla vanglaülemal ehitatud WC-sid kontrollima. Kõigepealt lähebki siis sakslase omasse. Tõmbab püksid maha, kuuleb, kõik naeravad. Valvur tõmbab püksid uuesti üles, sakslane välja ei saa. Läheb venelase WC-d proovima. Võtab püksid maha ja jälle ümber rahvas naerab. Venelane jääb edasi vanglasse. Vaene äranaerdud vangivalvur läheb lõpuks eestlase peldikut uurima. Astub sisse ja vaatab, kõik seinad alles. OK. Hakkab siis oma häda tegema. Natukene liigutade tõmbab üks väljajäänud nael valvuril püksid alla. Sellel imestusest silmad suured: ”Ooh, automaatne!”
Saab valmis ja tuleb välja. Patsutab eestlase ehitatud WCd ja kiidab seda. Aga see oli nii ligadi-logadi, et lagunes kohe ära. Jällegi polnud Vangivalvuri imestuse piire: ”Ooh, lausa kokkupandav!”
