EE: An American, a German and a Chukchi hold a contest on starving 1

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Summary	An American, a German and a Chukchi hold a contest on starving. The American endures for two days, the German for six. When they go to see the Chukchi, he talks to the phone: "Telephone, telephone, Chukchi wants to eat..."
Category	American, German, Chukchi
Joke type
Source	EFA, KP 39; D. G., Iisaku Gymnasium, 8 b grade; pp. 178
Date	2007/03/01
Country
Translation	an American, a German and a Chukchi hold a competition on starving: Who can starve longer. All were accommodated in different rooms, each equipped with a telephone. If they get hungry, they can call. After a couple of days, the American calls. After four more days, the German calls. A week passes, another week, and then half of the third. The other two went to Chukchi's room. What did they see: Chukchi sits in front of the phone and talks: "Telephone, telephone, Chukchi wants to eat. Telephone, telephone, Chukchi wants to eat..."
Footnote	[[Footnote::the informant has added: Tšuks ei osand telefoni kasutada) :D ["The Chukchi did not know how to use a phone :D"]]]

Ameeriklane, sakslane ja tšuks tegid omavahel võistluse: Kes saab kauem näljas olla. Kõik pandi erinevatesse tubadesse, milledes olid telefonid. Kui kõht tühjaks läheb siis helistagu. Möödub paar päeva, helistab ameeriklane. Möödub veel neli päeva, helistab sakslane. Möödus siis juba nädal ja teine ning pool kolmandatki. Siis läksid allaandjad tšuksi tuppa. Ja mida nad seal nägid? : tšuks istub telefoni ees ja räägib: ”Telefon, telefon, tšuks tahab süüa. Telefon, telefon tšuks tahab süüa…”